The Rebel Flag & Nooses Are Not Racist!
The race baiting hustlers are at it again! Since when does flying the great Rebel flag and
hanging nooses outside of your business equate to racism??? Anti-Constitutional free speech
haters are once again on the move. This time the bullseye is on poor Mr. Robert Tomanovich,
and his lovely wife, Lindy, owners of Robert's Discount Tree Service.
The politically correct gay lib-tards line up to deny a man the celebration of his Southern
heritage - shameful! While Mr. Tomanovich appeared a little confused about whether he
originally hails from the South, that's not the point! You don't think that there were Confederate
sympathizers up North, during The War of Northern Aggression???
Obviously anticipating the very predictable reaction of the whiney lie-beral media, the
Tomanoviches were ready. They insisted that anyone who sees their actions as racist is stupid!
The honorable suburban Detroit couple shut the race batters down completely by pointing out
that they have black friends. There is even one black employee with their company! Game, set,
match, race batters!
Praise the Lord that we have always had good negroes in this country! They were around even
during slavery. These good negroes were known as house niggers, a moniker many proudly
cling to today. We can always find cover with these good negroes when the lame stream media
misinterprets our First Amendment protections. As brilliantly pointed out by the lovely Lindy
Tomanovich, "There's no crime in hanging a noose!" The Tomanoviches relayed that the nooses
were in honor of a friend that they lost via him hanging himself. Although the Tomanoviches
didn't further honor their fallen friend to a national media by revealing their friend's name, they
don't have to explain anything to the lame stream media! There's also the fact that their friend
hanged himself but that's not the larger point! Therefore, I demand that you leave this fine
couple alone! It's high time that someone finally paid tribute to a white hanging victim.
White Heritage Under Attack! ~ GGA100.com
Bill O'Reilly was right. It's open season on white men in America. Poor Jimbo Boggess,
a former deli owner, was merely celebrating white history month. On March 1st, Jumbo
proudly displayed a sign that read, "Celebrate your white heritage in March, White History
Month." I'm sure most of you didn't even know white history month was in March, because
the lame-stream media chooses to only focus on March being women's history month.
Given that the white man rules the world, this poor, much maligned class, could insist on making
January white history month, in order to one-up the blacks. Not only could the ruler of the world
had chosen white history month to precede black history month, the white man could've set the
tone for the whole year by having his month be the very first month to honor someone. However,
in that selfless way that the great white man always operates, he magnanimously allowed black
history month to occur first. He did not have to do that! This speaks to the honorable humility
of the great white man.
Well, back to Former deli owner, Jimbo Boggess. The reason that he is a former deli owner is
because some mixed race half-breed had the unmitigated temerity to vehemently oppose Boggess's
celebration of his white heritage! Where does this half-breed get off? It's half of his heritage too!
I guess the half-breed only wanted the second half of the month.
Well, this "controversy" raged on for four days. Despite the fact the half-breed agreed to a hand
shake photo with poor old Jimbo, the damage was already done. The very thing that should've
caused business to skyrocket, the white history sign, unfortunately, caused the deli to crash and
burn. This just goes to show the absolute divisiveness of this president! Racism had been long
gone until Barack Hussein Obama began dividing us back in 2008.
As a result of Obama's polarized atmosphere, Jimbo has been forced to start a fund raising appeal
on the GoFundMe web site. Sadly, the white man has not responded well at all. To date, Jimbo is
far short of even $1,000. What Jimbo is apparently unaware of, is that shooting unarmed black men
is what really gets the cash registers ringing.
The American Flag Defiled! ~ GGA100.com
I thought she was a patriot. Instead, I found out that she was a dirty whore! As the
Savedest man in the history of the Republican Party, nothing ticks me off more that
desecrating our Holy American flag! On Friday (the 17), Michelle Manhart, justifiably
fed up with the hippies and black revolutionaries, at Valdosta State University, in Georgia,
struck! For three days these communistic ingrates were literally trampling all over Old Glory!
Well, Michelle Manhunt, an Air Force veteran, sprung into action to save Old Glory!
Mrs. Manhart got into a struggle over the flag with the communistic slackers. Maybe the
curriculum at Valdosta State needs to be tightened up a bit. These kids are so ahead in their
studies that they've got days to waste on desecrating our flag!?!?!?! Predictably, Obama's
Muslim Guard corralled Mrs. Manhart. They forcibly put this, at least thought to be at the time,
pristine upstanding patriot on the ground and handcuffed her. Obama's Muslim Guard then
returned Old Glory to the mob so that they could desecrate it some more!
Obama's Muslim Guard declared that since the desecrated flag was the personal property
of the protestors, that Manhart had no right to just take it. Baloney!!! Real police officers, as
opposed to this crew of elite liberal university Paul Blarts, would've protected the flag against all
enemies, foreign and domestic! Well, as soon as I was ready to enshrine Mrs. Manhart into
sainthood, the lamestream media went digging. What they found shook me to the very core of
my existence! The reason Mrs. Manhart left the Air Force was because she'd rather violate the
code of military conduct by posing in the vile and digesting lascivious Playboy magazine than
serve her country!
Due to her brazen disrespect for the Air Force uniform, Manhart was demoted. Instead of
getting in line and respecting herself, her uniform, and her country, Mrs. Manhart took it a
gigantic step further. She used Old Glory to cover her naked body! Not only did she use the
stars to cover her naked vagina, she was also dragging the flag across the floor while doing so!!!
Therefore, what she did is even worse than that unruly mob! They are lucky they were on
campus because real police officers would've shot some of the black revolutionaries. And who
could defend them being all militant and the like? At least you can see that these idealistic and
misguided kids simply don't know any better. By posing naked for Playboy magazine, desecrating
both the flag and the uniform, there is no forgiveness for Mrs. Manhart! None!!!
Obama Finally Stands Up For Business! ~ GGA100.com
Good Negro Alert! Obama supports the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP)!
This is great because big business also supports it! Now we've got these
whiney lib-tards loudly opposing it. Lie-berals like Ohio senator, Sherrod
Brown are apoplectic! He's siding with unions, like the AFL-CIO. They
claim that this will cost Americans more good paying jobs.
It's actually patriotic to support the TPP. This trade agreement opens
American business to trade with 12 additional Asian countries! This means
more money for big business! That's the point that is getting lost here. We
all know that trickle down economics works! Look at how many poor
Republicans have become millionaires overnight just by merely voting
To satisfy liberals, Obama got on TV, and told America that the TPP has
human rights, environmental, and currency manipulation protections in place.
However, it's not like anyone can enforce that! What are we going to do, go
to war because some chink, working for $2 a day got his hand cut off after
working a 15-hour shift??? Absolutely not!
Furthermore, all the corporation has to do is sue any country for any profits
that there onerous regulations would stop. Therefore, if your government
gets all gay and whines about pollution, for example, then the country needs
to replace the lost profits that there regulations caused. Corporations can use
TPP to make money without actually having to do anything at all! This is
As for the union objections, unions are tyrannical in nature. By getting this
whole new crop of slave wage employees, big business will grow even more!
All that these lazy good for nothing class warfare poverty pimps can do is cry
over thousands of good paying jobs going overseas. When is anyone going to
stop to think about the entrepreneur? The entrepreneur is taking all of the risk.
Why shouldn't he get all of the reward???
The Beautiful People Under Attack - Again!
Us natural blondes are often targets. People see us and their insecurities and
inferiorities quickly come bubbling to the surface! Well, the latest victim of this is the
very lovely and talented Britt McHenry, of ESPN. Was she rude to the troll like towing
company attendant? I think not!
When you're as hot as she is, society just needs to look the other way sometimes. The
fat troll should have felt honored to even be in the stunning Britt McHenry's presence!
Furthermore, the gorgeous Britt McHenry is not just looks, she's also brilliant! She
supported Sarah Palin for president during the 2012 Republican primary race. That's
just a sample of the staggeringly stunning Britt McHenry's Mensa level intellect.
Now, I ask, who among you is in a cheerful mood when the predatorytow truck
companies come and tow your vehicle away??? The beautiful Britt McHenry was out at
dinner in Arlington, Virginia, a DC suburb, certainly enjoying a rare night off. Well, she
finishes her meal and goes to get into her car. But to her abject horror, it's gone!
Now what's the first thing we'd think under those circumstances? We'd think some
black or brown person has stolen our car! It's only natural! Almost equally as bad is
learning that it wasn't stolen, it's being held hostage by the parasitic tow company.
Was anything that the markedly beautiful Britt McHenry said about the towing attendant
false? No, it was all true! The tow company attendant was fat, ugly, and uneducated.
When have you ever been to a tow yard that wasn't the kind of dump that made your skin
craw? Never! Truth is always a valid defense! Even the tow truck company management,
while backing their employee, didn't want the enchanting Britt McHenry fired.
Therefore, I demand that ESPN pay her for the week that they suspended her! Since
when is being polite to parasites when you're off the clock a thing that can be held against
you in your job??? If that was the case no one in New York City would have a job!!!
We Should Just Let Al Sharpton Die! ~ GGA100.com
Al Sharpton is always stirring up trouble! If it wasn't for him, black issues would simply be
ignored, which is what America needs! The civil rights struggle ended over 50 years ago!
ALL racism has been over since the early 70's!!! How else could America have put a darkie
into the White House - twice? Don't blame me, I voted against Obama - twice! I know he's a
fellow member of the clergy, but why can't Al Sharpton get caught up in some scandal? This
would significantly lower his profile! It worked on Jesse Jackson!
On Tuesday (the 14th), Al Sharpton's National Action Network, in conjunction with female civil
rights leaders, are going on a "Confirm Loretta Lynch Fast." The way that the fast is designed,
unfortunately doesn't actually put anyone in danger. Whoever heard of a team relay fast
before??? Groups of fasters will alternate days where they go without food until Mrs.
Lynch-Hargrove is confirmed as attorney general. What??? What kind of married woman still
uses her maiden name??? Outrageous!!!
Given the structure of the fast, none of them really plan to put their health, or waistlines, for that
matter, at risk. Some of those female civil rights ladies need to do a full-on legitimate hunger
strike! This so-called hunger strike is just a publicity stunt!
True, Loretta Lynch has been waiting a very long time. It has been five months since President
Obama nominated Lynch, to replace outgoing attorney general, that uppity trouble maker, Eric
Holder. It's also true that she's already been confirmed for other top law enforcement posts twice,
with no negative votes.
The hold up, which will continue, I don't care to hear that non-sense Harry Reid is spouting, is
over a sex trafficking bill with an abortion rider. Since forced prostitution and abortion both violate
God, we Republicans have the high moral ground here. Additionally, this is our opportunity as
Republicans, to hold the Lynch nomination hostage.
What does abortion and prostitution have to do with an attorney general nomination vote? Nothing.
However, we Republicans are strongly opposed to the direction that this country is taking. Estimates
say that by 2043, we will no longer be a white majority country. What is sad is that the Lord will
probably bless me with being alive in 2043... Therefore, I will experience this impending debacle
befall the land that I love. So much for American exceptionalism and the Holy Constitution...
President Obama was the evil lynch pin - pun intended! I'm so sick of these demographically
significant firsts that will one day, tragically be the norm: first black president, first black attorney
general, first black female attorney general, arggghhhh!!! America's truly headed down a dark
path... - pun intended. We've worked hard to stop minorities, young people, and old people
from voting. However, we're going to need to worker harder to keep them from voting. We
can't afford to have those people actually running our great nation!!!
National Security Under Attack! ~ GGA100.com
Since when is shooting the enemy a bad thing??? Police kill inherently
black criminals all the time! So what if they have yet to be convicted of
a crime. Their very existence is criminal, in and of itself! The same should
apply to Iraquis! Blackwater, now known as Academi, was an integral part
of the military industrial complex. Blackwater gave many ex-soldiers good
paying jobs. A Blackwater mercenary could make more than three times the
salary of a member of the U.S. military. Given these high wages paid to
mercenaries, we know that the Blackwater executives and ownership were
making gobs and gobs of money. God bless capitalism! For merely doing their
jobs, on this past Monday, a jury found four private industry mercenaries guilty
of killing Iraqi civilians in an unprovoked attack.
These fine Americans, four in total, have been sentenced to prison terms,
ranging from 30 years and a day, to life in prison! During a September 2007
battle in Baghdad's Nusoor Square traffic circle, these privatized patriots
reported being in fear for their lives. This defense works very well when police
shoot unarmed black men in America. So, why the double standard???
Blackwater mercenaries, again, fearing for their lives, shot 31 unarmed civilians,
killing 17 of them. Of the 17 slain Iraqis, one of them was a soldier! What were
the other 30 Iraqis doing there in the first place??? As such, the other 30 are
equally responsible. They never should have harbored that terrorist!
The private industry soldiers cited fear of a car bomb. The patriotic guns for hire,
also believed that they were being fired upon by an assault rifle, an AK-47. The
fact that there was no car bomb or AK-47 anywhere in the area, does not
delegitimize that the mercenaries feared for their lives! Who are we to question
their fears!?!?!? Worst of all, Blackwater lost its $1 billion contract with the
State Department in 2009! I'm sure that this skirmish had a lot to do with the loss
of that very lucrative contract! The Iraqi government refused to renew
Blackwater's operating license. The fact that Obama didn't put the Iraqi
government in check, right then and there, clearly demonstrates his hatred of
American exceptionalism and capitalism!
The White House Is For White Men Only!
Obama's days of defiling the White House are slipping away like the
proverbial sands through the hour glass. As such, this uppity darkie
will soon giving us our country back! We will return a white man to his
rightful place, as President of the United States of America!!!
Rafael E. Cruz used to be my candidate for president. Given his virulent
hatred for his own people, which is shared by us Republicans, he seemed
like a good choice. Furthermore, when you look at him, Ted Cruz looks
like a pale Anglo undertaker. He in no way looks like he is of wet back
descent. I genuinely felt that Cruz could pass for white. However, he
revealed his true, I've got my hand out to big government heritage, when
he put his entire family on Obamacare. He did this despite making several
promises to "repeal every word of Obamacare", if elected President. So
much for that campaign promise...
The president of the National Rifle Association, Wayne LaPierre, stated
that "eight years of one demographically symbolic president is enough." I
have to say that after watching Marco Rubio's speech, where he announced
that he too is throwing his hat into the ring for the 2016 GOP Presidential
Nomination, I have to agree with LaPierre. Rubio's speech was nothing but
platitudes and bumper sticker talking points. Now granted, I love it that he
fell back in line by opposing his own 2013, super long word salad titled
immigration bill, but he just doesn't have that it factor.
Sure, we Republicans like it when women, minorities, and sin-stricken
homosexuals (whether male, female, or both at once) join our party.
They fully understand, or shortly thereafter are made to understand that
we don't cater to them. They cater to us! We don't do anything to benefit
your people. You are benefiting by the privilege of being used by us as a
mere token. At least you will personally make some money by leading as
many of your people astray as possible. Either that or you provide us
Republicans with some cover. It's about you, not them. We conservatives
are about rugged individualism, not communistic collectivism!
So we certainly welcome you non-heterosexual male Anglo-Saxons to vie
for the GOP nomination. However, just be clear on the fact that you have
a snow flake’s chance in a pot of boiling lava. That notwithstanding, you'll
earn hefty speaking fees or you'll be the go to other for interviews to counter
the lib-tard position or you'll get your own radio talk show or you'll be a
frequent guest on the Sunday morning shows or you'll be a frequent Fox News
or Fox Business Channel contributor. Any way you slice it, you personally win!
Abolish The IRS! ~ GGA100.com
I can't think of a better time to call for the abolition of the IRS,
than on tax day. Our lawless president has used the IRS as his
own personal terrorist thugs! The president unfairly targeted
non-profit organizations with the name "tea party", "patriots", or
"9/12", in their names. Everyone knows that the Tea Party is 100%
NON-POLITICAL!!! The Tea Party only exists to educate the
public on the evil, which is President Barack Hussein Obama, and
the Dimo-crats, as a whole - see, completely non-political!!!
There were several conservative groups that applied for 501(c)(4)
status, which is for tax exempt organizations. In an effort to stop the
Tea Party, Chairman Obama, interpreted the law to mean that politics
can't be the group's "primary purpose." Getting Obama out of the White
House was essential to our very national security! National security is not
political! No wonder the number of 501(c)(4) applications rose from 1,500,
to 3,400, between 2010 and 2012. We needed to take our country back from
this lawless dictator, who lies!
Now, my Libertarian bona fides come into play, as it pertains to my desire to
eliminate the IRS. How is it that the government can tell me that they know
better than me, when it comes to spending my hard earned money??? Do you
think that a pastor like me, the Savedest man in the history of the Republican
Party, wants to finance government employees' sex parties??? Absolutely not!!!
Even without the DEA and Secret Service's orgies, government's already way
too big! This is because government does way too many things that self
respecting citizens should be doing for themselves! The IRS is the life blood that
keeps this nanny state going! I say it's way past time to yank the plug on this
overreaching, overgrown humongous!
If you're concerned about people breaking into your home, get an alarm system
and some guns. If your concern is that criminals may break into your home and
steal your guns, you should hire a private security force. If your concern is your
house burning down, you should pay for your own fire fighting crew. If you're
concerned about the state of roads and bridges that you use, you should favor
your government selling them to private industry. Sure there would be tolls every
3-4 blocks but we'd have our much deserved freedom!
Moreover, the government doesn't do what I want them to do with my tax
money. Hence, the governmental sex parties. However, if I refuse to pay taxes,
they threaten me with prison! Where's my free will in all of this??? I'm so sick
and tired of 9% of my tax dollars going to slackers on welfare, when only 21% of
my tax dollars are spent on defense! How are we to keep the military industrial
complex afloat if we don't increase our defense spending?!?!?! Our very freedom
is at stake! And who knows more about freedom than the Republican Party?
We invented the word!
Rural Southern Blacks Are Superior To Uppity Urban Blacks! ~
This Saturday, Walter Scott, the man who was shot in the back five
times by Officer Slager, was laid to rest. Scott's parents made it quite
clear that they did not want black people stirring up trouble for the good
white folks down there. This is the reason I love most older rural black
Southerners! Rural Southern blacks, as a collective, know their place!
The latest example of this is Officer Clarence Haversham. Now, as a pastor,
I can't support his falsifying of a police report. However, what I can support,
is the fact that he didn't raise a black gloved fist into the air while yelling
ungawa black powah! No, instead of making trouble for the good white folks
down there, Officer Haversham went along with Officer Slager's account of
Haversham even went so far as to tamper with evidence in such a way that
supported Officer Slager's planting of a taser near Scott's already expired body.
Haversham, so enthralled with knowing his place, even lied and said that he and
Officer Slager attempted to perform first aid to the fallen Walter Scott. I am a
little disappointed that my Republican commentators didn't bring Haversham up
first. We were the first to point out that there was a black sergeant, supervisor,
Kizzy Adoni, in attendance when Eric Garner was choked to death by NYPD
officer, Daniel Pantaleo. We're normally all over this sort of thing!
Here was our chance as Republicans, to say that Haversham was black. If
anything was wrong, the black policeman on the scene would be in the best
position to point out any wrongdoing. The fact that the black policeman backed
Officer Slager, is proof positive that Slager legitimately feared for his life! As
I've already pointed out in a previous article, Scott endangered the Slager by
running away to begin with! If that fat out of shape policeman had collapsed as
a result of a heart attack, no one would be shedding any tears for him. Yet, all
of left wing America weeps for the man who viciously assaulted Officer Slager's
very existence, by running from him...
Recording The Police Must Be Banned!!! ~ GGA100.com
Recently, the lie-beral media has been openly and viciously slandering our fine,
upstanding white law enforcement officers! Praise the Lord that Texas, as in,
"Don't mess with Texas", Texas, is standing up for our fine law enforcement
Last month, House Bill 2918, was introduced by State Senator, Jason
Villalba (R-Dallas). If passed, which I fully expect to happen deep in the
heart of Texas, this bill would make it illegal for regular citizens to record
the police, unless they are 25-100 feet away. As such, there's no way you're
going to get anything useful from so far away - not unless you're Martin Scorsese!
If this bill becomes law, you would have to be a bonafide member of the
press to record police activities.
This would be a great law because if you don't represent an organization with an
FCC license, or if you don't work for a real newspaper or a real magazine, you have
no business being out there making trouble for the authorities! Just think, if they had
this law in South Carolina, Officer Michael Thomas Slager, would still be out there
serving and protecting today! Instead Officer Slager is amongst violent criminals,
such as murderers - disgusting! And why, due to some illegal by the name of Feiden
Santana. He's all over the news! Why hasn't he already been sent back to the
Dominican! He doesn't have Obama's protection, like those Mexicans do.
Well, that notwithstanding, fortunately, with the help of ALEC, we'll have
Texas House Bill 2918, all over this great country of ours! Given that we
Republicans control more than three times as many states as the Dimo-crats, police
will b able to shoot and kill black males with even more impunity than they enjoy
today! God bless America, and no place else!
White Policemen Must Shoot To Kill ~ GGA100.com
By now, we've allheard about Officer Michael Thomas Slager, shooting and killing
50-year old,Walter Lamar Scott. However, Officer Slager's back was against the
wall! Imagine the sheer terror he was experiencing as he fell behind, in his pursuit
Given the fact that Officer Slager is fat and out of shape, the officer obviously began
to tire. That Walter Lamar Scott was obviously a gifted athlete, who ran like a
gazelle through the Serengeti! A steady diet of donuts and coffee put Officer Slager
in mortal danger! If the officer had dropped dead due to a heart attack, no one
would've shed any tears!
Did Officer Slager try to plant a taser near Scott's lifeless body? Maybe he did.
Maybe he didn't. However, that's not the point here. The point is the fact that Scott
violently attacked the officer by running away from him! Scott could clearly see
that Officer Slager was fat, white, and as such, slow. Scott, however, had no regard
for Officer Slager's health! All Scott was concerned with was avoiding
incarceration due to back child support payments!
Even worse, Scott waited until Officer Slager was back in his police cruiser and
busy running Scott's plates, before launching his successful second attempt to
escape the vehicle. Another thing, how did Scott think that he could
inconspicuously drive around South Carolina in a paper tagged Mercedes, without
being stopped by the police?!?!?! Anytime an officer has a reason to pull a black
man over, it's the officer's sworn duty to make that happen. Although Scott had no
convictions based on being violent, he was still a black male. Therefore, his
inherent violent tendencies could have potentially been unleashed without a
moment's notice! Have you seen the black on black crime reports on
Fox News?!?!?! Black on black crime, according to 2010 FBI crime statistics, is
almost 5% higher than white on white crime! This is a sufficient scientific basis for
white policemen to shoot them all down on sight!
After all, the odds of getting off without even being indicted are very high for white
policemen! I know that there's video of this incident. However, there was video of
Eric Garner being choked to death, which didn't matter in the slightest. There was
also video of Rodney King being gang beaten by four white policemen back in '91.
Initially none of the white policemen were convicted. However, some overzealous
Fed slapped the white policemen with "Civil Rights" violations. As a result, two of
the officers were given 2 ½ year sentences. Sgt. Koon and Officer Powell, were
facing up to 10 years! However, the presiding judge, Judge John G. Davies, stated
that Rodney King had brought the beating upon himself. Judge Davies also
described the two officers as good family men and good police officers.
In light of the fact that thecourts are going to side with white police officers who kill black men, it's well worth the risk! Fortunately, black officers know better than to shoot a white person! Now that's where America draws the line!
Why Everybody Hates Chris Rock ~ GGA100.com
Chris Rock hates the police. As such, it's no wonder that he
often gets stopped by the police! Rock has taken to recording,
and posting his police stops online. This is a clear violation of
the police officer's right to privacy! The Everybody Hates Chris
television show creator, Chris Rock, was given a brilliant piece
of advice by black balled black actor, Kerry Washington. This is
the black male Kerry Washington, not the black female star of
the evil network garbage, called Scandal. Why can't the writers
have her having an affair with a black president??? Then I'd
support it! Anything, be it fiction or reality, that paints Obama
in a bad light, occupies first position on my canvas! But I
digress. Back to the male Kerry Washington.
He humbly and helpfully explained how he avoids harassment
by the police. Instead of rubbing your success in the faces of
white policemen, try being a little less arrogant and uppity!
Washington sold his expensive Cadillac, and replaced it with
three Toyota Priuses! No way do white policemen expect black
people to be rolling around in environmentally friendly vehicles!
White police officers don't stop black people unless they are
arrogantly driving around in expensive vehicles! This kind of
ostentatious display is solely for the purpose of antagonizing
good white policemen, who haven't been able to obtain the
same level of success.
Furthermore, the only reason that these black men have been
able to achieve these lofty levels of success is due to reverse
racism and Barack Hussein Obama. Obama has been
discriminating against white Republicans from day one! How
else could a Chris Rock or a Kerry Washington or a Lebron
James achieve such wild financial success??? Kerry Washington
has passed on some very sage advice to black men. If you
merely subjugate yourselves, and try saying yes sir master, every
once in a while, while looking down at the ground, maybe, just
maybe, you can emerge from a police stop alive! Just a thought...
University of Kentucky Fans Emulate Ferguson Mobs
The national championship game is over but I need to reach back a bit.
I’m very upset with the Ferguson protestors! Given all of the attention that
the Ferguson protestors received for taking to the streets, sadly, white fans
of the University of Kentucky (UK) have followed Ferguson’s ugly
example. Saturday night, UK was upset by Wisconsin in the NCAA Final
Four game. UK was regarded as the best team in the tournament by far!
UK was undefeated going into the Wisconsin game. Unfortunately, UK
was upset, which greatly upset the pure and wholesome UK fans.
When UK students initially began to rush State Street, a residential street,
adjacent to the campus, the police, who were also very upset, I’m sure,
were content to let the wholesome bunch of Confederate kids just blow
off some steam. They’re just upset. However, this apparent lack of interest
by Lexington’s finest only served to embolden the good kids. As a result,
the crowd swelled to about 1,500, and became more and more Ferguson
like. Understandably enraged by their teams’ loss, UK fans, in typical Ferguson
fashion, took to the streets. It got so bad that law abiding, upstanding white
students broke out into chants of F*** the police! Now, as a pastor, and
the Savedest man in the history of the Republican party, you know how
hard it was for me to type that last sentence!!! Once over 1,500 UK fans really got going on State Street, they began
starting fires, hurling beer bottles, and fighting with police! Fortunately,
the Lexington police just made 31 peaceful arrests in the midst of the
chaos. These police, clad in riot gear, peacefully dispersed the crowd. I’m
so thankful that none of the wholesome Confederate UK student got shot!
White lives matter! I’m so glad that Lexington’s finest approached the
chaos with that in mind. All in all, it was just 1,500 good kids, who got a tad bit out of hand. Sports
can be very emotional. Unfortunately, UK guard, Andrew Harrison’s
behavior was much worse than that of the rioting 1,500 students!!!
Harrison, was upset that a white player, Wisconsin center, 7 foot Frank
Kaminsky, was dominant against UK. When Harrison’s teammate, UK
center, Karl-Anthony Towns was asked about defending the 7ft Kaminsky,
Harrison struck! Harrison muttered, F*** that nig***, with his hand in
front of his mouth. Unbeknownst to Harrison, the microphone picked up
the comments. I’m really going to need therapy now. I’ve been forced to
use the F-word twice in one article! Nothing is worse that a black person using the N-word to describe a white
person! This totally excuses the Oklahoma students who were singing
about hanging N-words from a tree. I’m absolutely appalled with
Harrison!!! He should be expelled from the school and the entire
basketball program should be disbanded!!!
The APS Cheating Scandal Proves Public Education Failed.
We Republicans have gained significant ground in our war on public
education. Now we’ve struck the kind of death blow that will completely
eliminate public education very soon. On April Fool’s Day, 11 Atlanta
Public School educators were convicted on Racketeer Influenced and
Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO) charges. RICO charges are the kind of
charges that are used to take mobsters down. This plants the image in the
minds of Americans that public schools are just as evil of a force as the John
Gotti or Al Capone!
The 11 educators, who all have squeaky clean criminal records, are all facing
up to 20 years in prison! Now, I ask you, is that really far too harsh of a
sentence for educated, albeit black, but otherwise law abiding citizens? The
immediate answer is yes, that’s far too harsh! However, this kind of harsh
over the top extreme punishment was necessary in order to poison America
against public education! Long after Judge Baxter sentences the educators,
on April 13th, people will remember the 11 educators, and public school in
general, as an evil to our society.
We Republicans have long been trying to get our hands on that money that
is used for public education. We’ve been largely successful too. One of our
most brilliant strategies was the charter school! Back in 1992, the first one
opened. Now there are over two million students enrolled in charter schools.
We Republicans have been siphoning off money from public schools and
giving that money to charter schools. Even better, we have been enriching
ourselves in the process! Cha-ching!
We still make money off of public schools too though, because we sell them
all of their standardized tests. Although we continually slice money from the
public school budget, we tie teachers’ jobs to the students’ performance on
our highly profitable standardized tests. Given that students in the poorest
sections of the country have familial dynamics that, in some cases, may not
put a premium on education, we still pressure our teachers to ensure that
those students to perform well on our very profitable standardized tests. So
what if the student is homeless. So what if the student’s mother is a heroin
addict. So what if the student is impoverished to the point of literal
starvation. So what. That’s the school’s problem. That notwithstanding, the
schools in the poor district’s poor test scores justifies our taking even more
money from the public school budget, to hand over to our privately owned
but publicly financed charter schools.
However, since that money goes into Republican pockets, and away from
public schools, that’s perfectly acceptable. Charter schools also get to pick
the best students. This is because parents have to apply to charter schools.
With public schools, however, they have to take everyone whose address is
in their zone. As a result of the Atlanta public school educators’
imprisonment, pretty soon we’ll have students needing to pay for school,
from kindergarten all the way through college! Cha-ching!
Those Muslims Are Tricky. ~ GGA100.com
I'm really upset! A tentative nuclear deal with Iran was reached on Thursday.
What our dictator in chief doesn't seem to realize is that, no means no!" If
Benjamin Netanyahu says that the nuclear deal is a bad idea, then anyone who
expresses any level of disagreement, must be anti-Semitic! Obama has been
hostile to Israel ever since our esteemed Speaker of the House, John Boehner,
invited Bibi to address both houses of Congress last month.
Us, on the Republican side, did everything right. By inviting Bibi to address both
houses of Congress, we told Obama that you don't matter. By having 47
Republican senators write a letter to Iran, telling them not to listen to Obama, we
told Obama that you don't matter. By having Mitch McConnell tell other UN
nations that Obama's deals are meaningless, we told Obama that you don't matter.
Even though this nuclear deal is still in the framework stage, we have until June
30th to scuttle a permanent agreement, this makes it tough on us Republicans.
If we decide to bomb, bomb, bomb - bomb, bomb Iran. Then we look like the bad
guy. It's not like it's only America negotiating with Iran, the entire UN Security
Council is negotiating with Iran! These negotiations also include China, Russia,
France, England, as well as Germany. How is the military industrial complex
supposed to get richer this way?!?!?!
We haven't talked to Iran directly in 35 years! Why are we talking to our enemy
instead of bombing them?!?!?! It makes no sense! Didn't Netanyahu already tell us
what to do? Our uppity, anti-Semitic President, in true Muslim fashion, has clearly demonstrated that he too wants Israel wiped off of the face of the earth. Israel is in
the promised land and that's where we need them to remain, if us Christians truly
hope to fully take over. It's not me saying this. It's God saying this! Read your Holy
Bible!!! Tomorrow's Easter Sunday. Take your butt to church!
Good Negro Alert: The SCLC
The Southern Christian Leadership Conference (SCLC) proved that
negroes down in Dixie know their place! And their place is not to go
upsetting good white folks! Now, like most other far right wing Christian
conservatives, I consider myself a Constitutional scholar and law professor.
In fact, we Republicans take it a step further. We are mind readers.
Therefore, we know exactly what the framers of the God touched document,
the Holy Constitution, were thinking when they conceived it.
However, this one is simple. You don’t have to be a mind reader to
know that African Americans were slaves when the Constitution was
framed. As such, it was absolutely not the intent of our founding fathers
for African Americans to be armed! To put it simply, the 2nd Amendment
is not for black people!
This past Tuesday, March 31st, SCLC president (of the founding
Georgia branch), Reverend Samuel Mosteller, called for all black
people to “advocate their 2nd Amendment rights.” This was absolutely
frightening! However, the SCLC swiftly came to the rescue! The very
next day, yes, April Fool’s Day, the SCLC suspended this trouble making,
rabble rousing Reverend Samuel Mosteller. Who does this fool think he is,
The national president of the SCLC, and good negro, Dr. Charles
Steele, Jr., immediately, and indefinitely suspended that uppity
Reverend Mosteller. Mosteller should be ashamed of himself for
even suggesting that black people exercise any Constitutional rights
at all. However, Reverend Mosteller really went too far by suggesting
that black people take up 2nd Amendment remedies to counter police
If the media wouldn’t sensationalize events like the murders of
Travon Martin, Oscar Grant, Michael Brown, Eric Garner, Amadou
Diallo, Tamir Rice (12-years old), Sean Bell, John Crawford III,
Kathryn Johnston, Rekia Boyd, Yvette Smith, Kajieme Powell, Tyree
Woodson, Victor White III, Phillip White, Jonathan Ferrell, Kimani Gray,
Chavis Carter, Kendrec McDade, Wendell Allen, Kenneth Chamberlain,
Aiyana Jones (7-years old), DeAunta Terrel Farrow (12-years old), Henry
Glover, Timothy Stansbury, Alberta Spruill, Ousmane Zongo, Orlando
Barlow, Timothy Thomas, and Prince Jones, trouble makers like Reverend
Mosteller, would just be ignored.
Indiana Governor, Mike Pence Stands With God! ~ GGA100.com
Mike Pence is a genius! If his political career would ever end, which
I see absolutely no reason for, he's got a future in Hollywood. Not
West Hollywood, the Godly, regular Hollywood. Mike Pence’s press
conference, this past Monday, to clarify that the Religious Freedom
Restoration Act (RFRA), in no way allows discrimination against gays
and lesbians. The first term governor insisted that the problem isn't the
law itself but how it's being perceived. The governor said that a fix is
needed only because of “frankly, the smear that's been leveled against
this law.” Praise the Lord that Mike Pence employed his God Warrior
mode when he said that the fix won't involve statewide anti-discrimination
protections for LGBT Hoosiers.
This is the brilliance of Mike Pence! It reminds me of the famous Bruce
Lee quote from the classic 1973 martial arts film, Enter the Dragon. It’s
the art of fighting without fighting. I’m going to fix the law by doing
absolutely nothing to fix the law. What husband hasn’t used that on his
wife? Sure honey, I’ll fix that sink, only to continue sitting there watching
eight more hours of Sports Center.
Mike Pence came across so compassionately, as he assured America that
this law was never intended to discriminate against the LGBT community.
Now, if you’re out drunk driving and you just happen to rear end the car
in front of you, the driver of the other car should just let it go. It’s not like
you rear ended him on purpose.
Although Arkansas governor, Asa Hutchinson, went all gay on us by
refusing to sign the exact same Godly legislation that Mike Pence had the
balls to sign, other Republican presidential hopefuls have all manned up. I
feel the need to congratulate these staunch patriots who put God ahead of
pandering to the gay Mafia! Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and Bobby
Jindal, all support Mike Pence’s anti-gay legislation. Good for them!
Furthermore, Mike Pence couldn’t possibly support discrimination. He
attended the highly staged annual march over the Edmund Pettis Bridge, to
commemorate the Bloody Sunday, in Selma. Now, Pence did the march five
years ago. He wasn’t there for the 50th anniversary march. There is also no
evidence of him marching five years ago. However, Pence revealed this on
the Fox News Channel’s Fox & Friends program, this past Tuesday. Given
that this was on the Fox News Channel, it’s undoubtedly absolutely true!!!
Obama Returns Home to Kenya!!! ~ GGA100.com
Well, the un-American Kenyan Muslim Socialist President is at it again!
Thankfully, noted Obama expert, John Sununu, alerted America that
Obama was “inciting birthers by planning a trip to his native homeland
of Kenya, this
summer! That’s right, Kenya!!! Speaking on the Fox News Channel’s program,
"America's Newsroom," this past Monday, Sununu pointed out the obvious.
This Kenyan trip is just going to restart the chatter among those, like me, who
don’t believe that Obama was really born in America.
Special thanks go out to former New Hampshire Governor, John Sununu. The
fact that he was governor during Reagan's presidency, gives him even more
credibility. Sununu also served as George H.W. Bush's White House Chief of
Staff. Therefore, Sununu's credentials are unquestionable! When it comes to
Obama, Sununu has proven himself to be an expert on the subject of America’s
first African American President. On CNN, it was Sununu, who was one of the
first to say that Colin Powell’s 2012 endorsement of Obama was strictly based
Back in 2012 Sununu also diagnosed Obama as “lazy” and “disengaged”. It’s no
wonder that it took John Sununu to inform America that the president was both
dumb and stupid. We all know how easy it is to get into and graduate from a school
like Harvard! Harvard Law School was my safe school! That’s how weak that
elitist institution is! Obama has no business going to the 2015 Global
Entrepreneurship Summit because it’s in Kenya! Obama’s just showing off while
trying to rile the birthers up!
Obama’s already had 60 consecutive months of job growth. There have been
12 million jobs created during that span. Now, Obama’s heading to an
entrepreneurship conference to try to pad that number. How irresponsible on the
President’s part! Only an arrogant uppity type like him would spike the football!
John Sununu, understandably at his wits end, lamented that he wished “this president
would learn how to be an American”. I too have wished for the same, all to no avail…
Only A Gay Atheist Would Oppose The Religious Freedom
Restoration Act! ~ GGA100.com
There has been a lot of unnecessary fervor and staunch
opposition of Indiana’s Religious Freedom Restoration Act,
also known as RFRA. The law is exactly the same at the
federal law of the exact same name as the one signed into
law back in 1993. Noted bleeding heart liberal, Bill Clinton
was president back in 1993. Therefore, I don’t know what the
gay mafia is talking about. They didn’t oppose it back then!
Furthermore, there are 19 other states with laws of the exact
same name. As such, all 20 RFRA s must be exactly the same!
The only thing different about Indiana’s exact same RFRA, is
that it’s a little more Holy than the other 20 RFRAs. Gay
lib-tards attempted to slip in an amendment that did not permit
businesses to discriminate. Praise the Lord, Indiana’s Christian
conservative majority would have no parts of it! They
immediately voted that limp wristed gay amendment down!
The thing I like most about this Holy law is that it protects
for-profit businesses. Thanks to the 2013 Hobby Lobby ruling,
businesses have just as much right to religious freedom as a
church or a person. Indiana has also bestowed these rights to
Indiana businesses. All a business has to do is express that
their religious freedoms are the reason(s) for their objection to
serving a would be patron and that would be patron cannot sue!
So this is very good news for Indiana businesses!
I can site a religious objection to serving the cursed mud people of
Ham, if I desire to keep blacks out of my establishment. I can site a
religious objection to Catholicism as my reason for keeping
Hispanics out of my business. Although a white person may in
fact be Catholic, I can’t tell it by looking at them. I can tell a
Hispanic by looking at them. Given the fact that over 55% of
all Hispanics in America are Catholic, there’s a good chance
that I can use my religious objection of Catholicism to
discriminate against all Hispanics!
Now, just because the NCAA, Yelp, Angie’s List, Eli Lilly, and
others are threatening to boycott Indiana, that is no reason for
Governor, Mike Pence, to go weak kneed now. Especially, when
you consider that Pence’s law has inspired Arkansas to prepare to
pass an identical RFRA! I’d do business in Indiana and Arkansas
in a heartbeat because I know I won’t have to deal with any gays,
blacks, or Hispanics. That to me is business in America, the way
God intended it!
Country Music Got It Right ~ GGA100.com
Ted Cruz stopped listening to rock music in favor of country music. Cruz's
rationale was solid for making the switch. In the wake of 911, rock music
failed to respond appropriately. On the other hand, country music's response
was brilliant! Sure, there were a lot of rockers who performed at benefit concerts,
following 911. While those benefit concerts did a lot to help the troops, that's all
that they did. Rock music didn't destroy anyone. Country music, on the other hand,
severely punished the Dixie Chicks. Despite their Texas Southern roots, in typical communistic fashion, the Dixie Chicks had the gall to speak out against the Iraq War!
As if that wasn't bad enough, the Dixie Chicks spoke ill of the man who really killed
Osama Bin Laden, George W. Bush. Southerners, Texans in particular, swell with
pride at the mere mention of the great President George W. Bush's name! For their
blatant hatred for America, country music destroyed those treasonous Dixie Chicks!
Well, country music has again responded in stellar fashion. While the rest of the
country is more than happy to burn in hell, country music says, hell no! Satan doesn't
crush you all at once. He tears away at you gradually. First, there was Will & Grace,
a sit-com, which first aired in prime time, back in 1998. This told America that gay
people are harmless and funny, even. From that day forward, we have been bombarded
by the gay mafia!
They can even get married in some Godless states! However, they don't play that
down in Dixie! Their schools may be the worst performing schools in the country,
but they can spot the gay agenda from a country mile away! The country group,
Little Big Town, thought that they could slip the song Girl Crush, by Dixie land.
Little Big Town tries to convince us that the song is not about a woman being
attracted to another woman. They argue that the song is merely about a woman
whose man has left her for another woman. Little Big Town urges that the jilted
ex-lover merely wants to be the other woman. Somehow, the group seems to think
that lesbianic comparison is the only way to convey this message...
Well, the heavily Christian and heavily conservative South, will not stand by and
accept anything that could even remotely be construed as being part of the gay agenda. Therefore, the South has crushed Girl Crush and Jesus is smiling. Look away, look
away, look away Dixie land.
More Terror On Obama's Watch! ~ GGA100.com
Terrorists around the world are so emboldened by our weak dictator in
chief. This has such global ramifications, that I'm afraid that the only
solution is to reignite World War II. I'm not at all being hyperbolic
As most of you know by now, that plane was intentionally crashed into the
French Alps. German pilot, well, actually co-pilot, 27-year of Andreas
Lubitz was the terrorist. Lubitz was a pretty new pilot to German aviation
company, Germanwings. The former flight attendant, which clearly calls his
sexuality into question, had only been with Germanwings since 2013. He had
only logged 630 flight hours, up to time of his terrorist action.
Now, for some reason, more than likely due to then State Senator, Barack
Hussein Obama's devotion to Islam, we let Saudi Arabia off the
hook. 15 of the 19 911 hijackers were from Saudi Arabia! King Fahd, the
half brother, of the recently (January) deceased King Abdullah, had ruled
Saudi Arabia, from 1995, until his death in 2005. The fact that King Fahd
didn't prevent 911 from occurring, strongly suggests that King Fahd was, at
the very least, complicit. King Fahd, by the very nature of his title was the
King. Therefore, as a dictator, he had to know that 911 was in the offing!
We failed to turn Saudi Arabia into a parking lot, when we had probable cause
to do just that! Now, due to Saudi influence, ISIS is beheading Americans!
Saudi Arabia conducts at least 50 State sponsored beheadings every year!
Because King Fahd stood by and did nothing, Saudi Arabia has taught terrorists
how to effectively utilize airplanes in their campaign of terror.
No terrorists, prior to 911, ever even had an inkling of committing terror with the
use of airplanes. Now, we're all subjected to smelly feet and groping in our
airports, as a result of the villainous TSA! No wonder misguided patriot, 63-year
old Richard White, felt compelled to lash out against TSA agents, at the New
Orleans airport, on March 20th.
Now Germany, in an obvious retaliatory strike, has murdered three Americans.
That's almost as many Americans that were murdered in Benghazi! Ever since
Angela Merkel discovered that we were spying on them, she's been lying in wait
for the right opportunity to strike. Here it was and down go three Americans.
Did you realize that this is almost as many Americans as were killed in
Benghazi? To add insult to injury, French investigators are trying to tell us that
German national, Andreas Lubitz, has no terroristic ties. We're all well aware of
France's long history of looking out for Germany! So it's no surprise that Jacques
Clouseau wouldn't find any terrorist links. What they didn't expect is that someone
would figure out that the German government was actually behind the whole thing.
The Liar In Chief & Bowe Bergdahl ~ GGA100.com
The President lied in order to get Bowe Bergdahl back to America! The President
then lulled Bergdahl into a false sense of security by inviting Bergdahl and his
family to the White House. After luring Bergdahl back to the country, Obama
knew he had him. What did Obama lose by engaging in the prisoner swap - nothing!
Those five so-called Taliban fighters that Obama gave up in exchange for Bergdahl,
were being detained at Guantanamo Bay. However, they hadn't been charged with any
crimes! They were really being illegally detained by this lawless administration!
Before Obama became president, we never detained prisoners at Guantanamo Bay
illegally! Now, in order to hand desertion charges on Bergdahl, Obama gives up five
prisoners that he really should've released years ago! It's a win-win for the president!
Now Bergdahl is being charged with abandonment and misbehavior before the enemy.
Obama should've left Bergdahl in Afghanistan! We may have lucked up and killed the
traitor. But noooo. Now we'll start engaging in due process and justice. This trial will
cost us, the taxpayers, hundreds of dollars. It would have been far more cost effective
to hunt him down and kill him in Afghanistan. These tax and spend lib-tards...
Green Eggs & Obamacare ~ GGA100.com
Just when I put my considerable political and evangelical
heft behind Ted Cruz for president, he commits the cardinal
sin. He signs his family up for Obamacare! It didn't even
take 48 hours from the time of my endorsement for Cruz to
do this! Granted, I knew that we were facing an uphill battle.
Cruz strongly resembles a nervous undertaker, who never got
quite comfortable with his vocation. He looks like he
nervously overeats due to this anxiety.
Despite being a sitting US Senator, Cruz doesn't even have half
the support of good negro, Dr. Ben Carson. I had considered
endorsing the good negro but he's far from ready. Although he
was a world renowned surgeon, the good negro doesn't even know
the difference between a psychopath and a sociopath! Carson said
that Obama was a psychopath. To support his accusation, Carson
pointed out how neat Obama is. He attributed the success of psychopaths
to them looking great. So much for that endorsement...
Let's get back to Cruz now. What was the point of the 21-hour
Green Eggs & Ham marathon filibuster? Instead of spending virtually
a full day railing against Obamacare, back in September, he should've just
signed his family up for it then. None of us will ever get that 21 hours back!
For family of members of Congress, if they choose health insurance outside
of the federal employees' FEHB program, they will not receive the subsidy
provided by the Federal government. A true Republican would pay more in
order to not accept Obamacare. Given that Cruz had the opportunity to stand
up against Obamacare, but chose not to, makes me question his pledge to, if
elected president, repeal "every word of Obamacare." I'm now humiliated
because I emphatically stated that Ted Cruz was touched by the very hand of
God himself. However, the fact that God has not blessed Cruz with enough of a
fortune to pay whatever it took to avoid Obamacare, tells me that for
the first time in more than a decade, I could potentially have been mistaken.
March 25, 2015
America Needs President Cruz! ~ GGA100.com
On Monday, Ted Cruz became the first major candidate to officially
announce that he is seeking the highest office in the land. Cruz
announced that he is running for the Republican nomination for
president. Although we need a true evangelical Christian, such as
Ted Cruz, to be our next president, Americans hate America. They
would never elect such a worthy man, who is touched by very the hand
of God himself. If not, Cruz would never have made the announcement
in Lynchburg, Virginia. What better place for such a strong right wing
conservative institution of higher learning, such as Liberty University?
During his speech he vowed to repeal Obamacare. A Reuters article
(February 3rd) places the number of attempts to repeal Obamacare at
between 56 and 67. Why they didn’t know for sure is beyond me.
However, Ted Cruz would get Obamacare repealed because as the old
adage goes, the 68th time is the charm. If Jesus were alive today, he’d
also work to repeal Obamacare. When people are ill, it is God’s will that
they die. As such, Obamacare is anathema to God’s will. I told you Obama
was the antichrist! The true numbers as to how many new people have
gotten health insurance due to Obamacare, are unknown. Estimates range
from nearly 4 million through 12 million. Again, why they didn’t know for
sure is beyond me. What matters is that, whatever the real number is, those
people will no longer be covered by Obamacare! Real Christian American
patriots would readily accept God’s will and not be so haughty and selfish
as to try and alter God's will!
Ted Cruz was not born in America, he was actually born in Calgary,
Alberta, Canada. Cruz is also hampered by the fact that he looks a lot like
an undertaker. Therefore, despite his Hispanic name, Cruz is far from
handsome. Handsome men usually win the White House. Cruz is also
way down in the polls right now. While Dr. Ben Carson is certainly a
good negro, the good doctor is no politician. Despite the fact that Cruz is
a sitting US Senator, the good doctor has more than double the support that
Ted Cruz enjoys.
Realclearpolitics.com has averaged of all of the major polls. Today, Carson
is at 10.6%, While Cruz is only polling at 4.6%. This is further proof that
America is too mired in sin to appreciate that we need a true evangelical right
wing pastor to lead us out from beneath this ominous cloak of darkness. With
the way we promote the gay agenda these days, there will be pillars of salt all
over the place. To all of my good saints, eyes front!
March 24, 2015
Mississippi Lynching Was Suicide ~ GGA100.com
On Thursday, March 19th, 54-year old Otis Byrd, was found hanging from a
tree, by a bed sheet, approximately a half mile away from his home. Given
that this happened in rural Mississippi, naturally liberals jumped to
conclusions and said that Byrd was lynched. Fortunately, there was a good
negro there in Mississippi, Sherriff Marvin Lucas, to save the day. Despite
saying that the investigation was still ongoing, Sherriff Lucas has already
concluded that this was a suicide. Sherriff Lucas urged people not to jump
to conclusions because there’s no proof that this crime was at all racially
motivated. Sherriff Lucas’s voice even has s Stepin Fetchit quality to it.
For those of you who don’t know who that is, he was a very famous black
Hollywood actor in the 1930’s. IMDB.com described his shtick as a lazy,
slow-witted, jive-talkin' coon. Other that the jive-talkin’ part, I would agree.
Fetchit didn’t talk back.
Regardless of how many Justice Department and FBI investigations would
conclude that Byrd was lynched, Lucas was the former director of the local
NAACP. This gives Byrd unlimited credibility. We Republicans can parade
him on Fox News, decrying any conclusions that Byrd was lynched! We can
also lean on Byrd’s criminal past to deny, while simultaneously justifying
him being lynched. Back in 1980, Byrd was sentenced to two decades in
prison, for killing a white woman. After being released in 2006, he had
turned his life around. Byrd had attended church every week. He has not
been in any trouble since 2006. However, Byrd was still on probation. This
we Republicans can use against him.
Let’s look at the facts. It would be much easier to kill yourself in your own
home, if you were so inclined. Byrd is hanging from a limb, 15 feet above the
ground, and his feet are 2-3 feet off of the ground. His hands are not bound
and there was no chair in sight. Byrd was reported missing on March 2nd, by
his family. Granted, most people wouldn’t travel a half mile from their homes
to commit suicide by hanging themselves from a tree. The likelihood that a
black man in rural Mississippi would do it is even more unlikely. All that
being said, as Republicans, we don’t need to rely on logic. We’ve got a good
negro, Sherriff Lucas, who has already ruled a lynching out. If he doesn’t
need to rely on any completed investigations by experts in this area, neither do
President Obama's A Sore Loser ~ GGA100.com
I am very disappointed in the President! He's inexplicably had it in for
Netanyahu, ever since Bibi supplanted Obama as the leader of America.
When Netanyahu addressed a joint session of Congress, just two weeks
ahead of his own reelection bid back home in Israel, we Republicans were
ecstatic! Obama and the Congressional Black Caucus, were the biggest
detractors of Boehner inviting Netanyahu to address a joint session of
Obviously, the Black Caucus and the black president took exception to
Bibi using us Republicans to aid in his reelection campaign. The fact that
it worked is all that matters! A true statesman like Netanyahu, demonstrated
a willingness to pull out all the stops. If Herzog hadn't been so ruthless in his
failed attempt to win at all costs, many of us wouldn't even know that Bibi
had to use a bit of double talk as we went down to the wire on the Israeli
It could be argued that Netanyahu may have kind of vacillated between
supporting and vehemently opposing a two State solution, which would
give the Palestinians their own country again. Obama jumped all over
this apparent contradiction in an effort to make Bibi look untrustworthy.
This gotcha technique on behalf of Obama is in very bad form. Israel
has been our ally since their founding, more than 60 years ago. For
Obama to disrespect the office of Prime Minister is not only horribly
wrong, but totally unprovoked!
Just because Netanyahu evolved on the two State solution multiple
times in the final weeks leading up to his reelection, is absolutely no
reason for Obama to disrespect his, and our new leader, the
overwhelmingly reelected, Benjamin Netanyahu. Moreover,
Palestine hasn't been a country for nearly 70 years! You'd think
they'd have gotten over having their country taken away from them
by now. They need to just get over it and embrace their position
as lesser Israeli citizens!
Stephen A. Smith: Model Negro :-) ~ GGA100.com
Why can't you African Americans (AfAms) be more like Stephen A.
Smith. I've always liked how non threatening he was. He's mastered
the ability of knowing when it's appropriate to be loud for non-threatening
entertainment purposes only. This is a skill that was mastered by
plantation house negroes. Stephen A. Smith is pretty fair skinned.
Therefore, he's likely of fine house bred stock.
I never really took him all that seriously until he expressed a
desire to move African Americans off of the Democratic Party
plantation. He was so clever in the way he gave AfAms a history
lesson. Many AfAms are unaware that Southern Democrats, then
called Dixiecrats, were heavily in favor of segregation. Former
Alabama governor, George Wallace was a Dixiecrat. In his 1963
Inaugural Address, he ardently proclaimed, "segregation now,
segregation tomorrow, segregation forever." This became the
rallying cry against the civil rights movement.
One of our greatest presidents, Richard M. Nixon, who helped pave
the way for many factories being built in China, came up with a
brilliant strategy, called the Southern Strategy. This converted
Dixiecrats into Republicans, following the Civil Rights Act of 1964
and the Voting Rights Act of 1965. They remain Republicans even
to this day. Because history is so yesterday, and viewed largely with
disdain, AfAms aren't even aware of the Southern Strategy. We can
trick them, little by little, into voting Republican with us.
Stephen A. Smith also tapped into the brilliant "strategy" of just
doing something different for the sake of doing something different.
On the surface this sounds good. However, strategies like this are
stupid. That's not the point though because our strategy of getting
AfAms to vote Republican is brilliant!
One other thing that really helps us is prosperity gospel, which,
says that God blesses those whom he favors with wealth. Now the
learned among us knows that Jesus understood that wealth paves the
road to hell. However, when us Republicans approach these very
influential prosperity pastors, who have very large congregations,
these pastors listen quite attentively when that conversation is
accompanied with a check! Now, we won't get all AfAms to vote
with us. However, we will siphon off some from the Democrat Party.
Many of the rest of them who are loyal to their pastors, and don't
wish to go against his Republican candidate, just won't vote at all.
We know that this works, which is why we have a Republican
governor in Illinois, the Honorable Mr. Bruce Rauner. Rauner
ran this strategy to perfection in Chicago. Not even two months
in office and Governor Rauner's already union busting! He's
proposed to make Illinois a right-to-work state! BGiven the low
wages that we Republicans are allowed to pay in these states, many
low paying jobs will be available in Illinois.
Stephen A. Smith is a model negro and more and more are coming.
We've already got such stand out good negroes, such as Allen West,
Larry Elder, Stacey Dash, Raven Symone, and although he hasn't sold
many CDs, Common is a good negro and a rapper. Another
rapper/producer, Pharrell Williams, is another good negro. One thing
all of these good negroes have in common is that they are all successful.
If slavery didn't stop them all of you should be successful!
Tomorrow, take your butt to church!!!
White People & The N-Word ~ GGA100.com
Fortunately, we live in a time where good negroes are becoming more and more prevalent! People see me and erroneously assume that I'm
African American. These insensitive leftists, who are supposed to be
politically correct, never for a moment consider my pain! I suffer with
the heartbreak of revitiligo, which is the opposite of what Michael Jackson
had. Given, the ignorance of the left of my affliction, this puts me in the
unique position of being able to speak out on African American, or AfAm,
for short, issues. Now, that doesn't mean that true conservatives like Rush
Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, and Sean Hannity, aren't equally as qualified.
They truly know black people!
Very recently, a whole treasure trove of good negroes has come forth.
When I learn of their existence I honor them with Good Negro Alerts!.
Terrence Howard, the star of Fox Entertainment's wildly popular
cesspool, known as Empire, has strongly advocated for the use of the
N-Word on the network's most popular show.
ESPN's Michael Wilbon was asked if he uses the N-Word. The good
negro heartily admitted that he does use the N-Word. Praise the Lord
they didn't ask his broadcast partner, Tony Kornheiser if he uses the
Jewish slur, that we'll refer to as the K-Word. I sincerely hope I have
not offended anyone by making any reference at all to the K-Word! If
so, I humbly and sincerely apologize deeply to you! I really do
apologize! However, I had no choice but to bring it up in light of the
N-Word controversy. Please forgive me. Please!
At the height of his career, Michael Jackson had the audacity to use the
actual K-Word in a song. Music is absolutely no place for Jewish
slurs!!! Steven Spielberg vowed to never buy any more Michael Jackson
music because the singer used a Jewish slur in a song. Good on you
Mr. Spielberg because music is no place for the K-Word!!! Good
negroes like Trinidad James related that the N-Word on the other hand,
"could save your life." During an E! News interview this week, thought
leader Raven Symone, said that the N-Word is used behind the scenes
everyday. Symone added that word has a lot of brotherly love connected
to it and that everyone should be allowed to use it.
Again, Symone is proving herself to be a staunch defender of The
First Amendment! Praise the Lord, more and more good negroes
continue to emerge! Good negro, Common, related that tragedies like
Bloody Sunday, for which the movie Selma, was based on, could have
been avoided if black people would have just shown more love toward
white people. In fact, Common urged that if black people were to show
more love toward white people, that racism would be completely
eliminated! Praise the Lord for Common! Good negroes like him
will ensure that the kind of militancy we began to see in America 50+
years ago, which has not reared its ugly head in any significant way
since the mid-70s, will never ever be seen in beautiful post-racial
America again. God bless you and God bless the United States of
More Terrorism On Obama's Watch! ~ GGA100.com
By now, I'm sure that most of you are aware of the terror attack on the
National Bardo Museum in the capital city of Tunis, Tunisia. The attack
took place yesterday, and left 23 dead in its wake. In addition, 44 more
were wounded. Most of the victims were European. In broad daylight,
gunmen burst onto the scene and just opened fire on everyone. The number
of gunmen can't be confirmed but Tunisian authorities have made nine arrests.
Tunisian security forces killed two of the attackers yesterday, as they ended
the hostage siege at the museum.
Although this didn't happen in America, the blame belongs solely on the
shoulders of Obama! If you don't agree with me I know we agree on
Obama's full responsibility over the four deaths in Benghazi. Benghazi
and Tunis are no different, as they are both Islamic cities. If Hilary Clinton
had turned her private E-mail server over we would undoubtedly had
recovered the kind of actionable intelligence that would've been needed to
prevent this dastardly attack.
Don't go trying to put the blame on our Prime Minister, Benjamin
Netanyahu either! He was only one day removed from his election
victory. Furthermore, his election victory took place on St. Patrick's
Day and he was probably a bit hung over. You can't possibly expect him
to jump right back into governing! In light of the fact that Bibi was still
dealing with the effects of his double celebration, that means we had to
bring Obama off of the bench to substitute for Netanyahu.
The one time we put Obama back in charge, and he lets this happen! I
was content to let the president serve out his last few months and wait
for a Republican to take his country back. But now Obama leaves me
no choice! Given that he can't control terrorism world wide, and Benghazi,
I've got to call for his impeachment. In addition, because Hilary has failed to
turn over E-mails, which clearly would have prevented this Tunisian terror
attack, she is disqualified from even being able to run for president at all.
Oh, and Benghazi too!
Raven-Symone Has Finally Done Something Right. ~ GGA100.com
Raven-Symone is a defender of The First Amendment.
Lord knows we need some! I've documented numerous
cases of the left's efforts to eliminate our free speech rights.
Raven-Symone may carve out a niche for herself on Fox
News. We certainly need more good negroes like her and
the always reliably brilliant, Stacy Dash.
Raven-Symone defended Univision anchor, Rodner
Figueroa's harmless joke about the First Lady. Figueroa
quipped that the First Lady looked like she was cast in Planet
of the Apes. Everyone knows that the newscast is fertile
ground for trying out new material for your stand up comedy
routine. Leave Figueroa alone!
You claim that we Republicans hate illegals and blacks. Yet,
here I am defending two of them and I'm also defending their
civil rights! Poor little sweet light skinned, gray eyed
Raven-Symone has beenexcoriated for merely expressing her
opinion. Raven-Symone merely agreed with Figueroa, that a
darker hued black person indeed resembles an ape. Raven-Symone
summed it up brilliantly. Some people look like animals. Where's
the harm in that???
Raven-Symone is now a thought leader! To deny her her First
Amendment rights is equally as bad as Univision firing Rodriguez.
Can't those illegals over there take a joke? I thought they
were about entertainment. I guess not...
Black Republican Pastor Deserves $60 Million Dollar
Jet!!! ~ GGA.com
A lot of eyebrows have been raised by right wing Republican,
Creflo Dollar's reaching out to his flock for help. Dollar is an
anointed leader, appointed by God on high, to lead his flock to
salvation. No charge is higher than that! What lie-berals are
missing here is that Dollar nearly met his death in the jet he
On two occasions, only the hand of God himself, spared the
lives of Dollar and his daughters. This includes the daughter
who Dollar was forced to give the rod to once the teenage
rebellious sinner got out of line. She actually tried to take
advantage of our gay liberal justice system to have the right
reverend incarcerated! Praise the Lord Georgia is a Christian
State, gay Atlanta notwithstanding. The charges were dropped
and Dollar was able to continue spreading his prosperity
pastoring across the globe.
Dollar's G-650 jet is even endorsed by Liberian President, Ellen
Johnson Sirleaf. If he can bring Christianity to that savage continent
then he must truly be anointed! World Changers Church International,
is truly doing the Lord's work! WCI has $30,000 members. If Dollar
were truly being selfish, as suggested by the atheistic media, he would
have only reached out to his congregation for the G-650 fund. That
would come to roughly $2,200 per member. This doesn't even cover the
sales tax, luxury tax, nor any of the other fees associated with the
Being the anointed man of God that he is, Dollar has spread the request
to the rest of the world. If just 200,000 people would part with a mere
$300 apiece, Dollar can again be flying in the luxury fitting a true man of
God. Given that Dollar has been such a boon to humanity as a whole, this
is a very small thing to ask. Prosperity gospel teaches us that by tithing at
least 10% of all your earnings, you too can be just as rich as Dollar. This
should be easy for us Republicans to relate to. Republicanism works the
same way. As long as you vote Republican, you too one day will be rich.
Yes! The Ferguson Protest Movement is Dead. ~ GGA.com
We Republicans are always at the top of our game when it comes to
crushing protest movements. Back in the 60s we could crush protest
movements with the media. However, now there are just too many
media options that we don't control. We also didn't have to deal with
the scourge of social media back in the 60s. Some wahoo with a
Twitter or Snapchat account can influence literally millions of people.
In this current age we need different tactics. Fortunately, police
officers are expendable. After all, the police are paid with tax dollars.
As every good Republican knows, taxes are anathema to American
exceptionalism. Fortunately, two Ferguson policemen were shot but only
slightly wounded. Police officers don't need to be killed, they just need to
be wounded in order to derail any protest movement. Look for more and
to be attacked where ever protests break out. It's only through fine police
work that Ferguson's finest were able to arrest expert marksman, 20-year
old St. Louis native, Jeffrey L. Williams. Williams was great to use in our
plot because he's black. Only a great marksman could hit both targets with
a handgun from 150 yards out. His expertise is further highlighted by his ability
to do this at night! We absolutely chose the perfect agent provocateur for
the crushing of this protest movement. It would've been better if we could've
gotten a black male from Ferguson to shoot the two officers. We did try but
given the firestorm that Eric Holders hit piece did on the city's power structure,
we just didn't have enough time.
In order to prevent even more city officials from resigning over Holder's report,
Williams was used to stop the bleeding. There will be no more calls
for any more resignations with this latest act of activist savagery. Mission
Wacka Flocka Flame is the Racist, Not Oklahoma University’s SAE
Now it all makes sense. Shortly before members of the now beleaguered
Oklahoma University’s Sigma Alpha Epsilon performed a classic fraternity
song on the bus, noted foul mouthed hip hop performer, Wacka Flocka
Flame, was due to perform on the campus. Inexplicably, Wacka Flocka
Flame canceled his April performance on the campus. Apparently, African
Americans are so lazy that their stars don’t want to work either. Although
I am the savedest man in the history of the Republican Party, I had to
review some of his music. While his music is rife with the N-word, I did
not hear any references to lynching of black people. The lynching part
was just an expression of the frat’s freedom of speech rights. Not only
do liberals viciously attack the Second Amendment, they’re also enemies
of the First Amendment.
This prestigious and storied organization was founded back in March 1856,
in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. This is another reason that I feel we’re being far
too hard on the innocent teens that are a part of the frat. When the frat
was founded slavery was still legal in this great nation of ours. Times
were different then. As a nation we were not quite as tolerant back then
as we are now. We’ve done so much for African Americans in this country
since the assassination of Republican icon, Martin Luther King, that African
Americans should show this country a lot more gratitude than they do.
African Americans are always looking to, as they say, throw shade
on this great nation of ours. You would think America owed some sort
of debt to African Americans.
Let’s put this whole thing into perspective. We gave them a free luxury
cruise over here from Africa back when a trip of that magnitude was
absolutely cost prohibitive. We gave them free clothing and provided
them with free housing. At that time African Americans had nearly a
100% employment rate! No nation has ever come close to employing
a demographic at such an impressive rate since that time. Everyone,
African Americans in particular, like to focus on inventing negative aspects
of the Triangular Trade. Let’s look at the largely positive side, which far
outweighs any imagined negativisms of the system. Africans now would
literally give their left arms to come to America. We gave it to African
Americans free of charge. They should be giving us reparations!
Rudy Giuliani = Law and Order ~ GGA100.com
Rudy Giuliani has long been a staunch enemy of crime. He
completely eliminated crime in New York City with his Broken
Windows policy. This was a system that locked black and
brown people up for seemingly minor crimes like vandalism and
jaywalking. Who better than Giuliani to recognize gateway crimes?
One day a criminal is jaywalking, the next day he's mowing down
innocent people who have only come out to enjoy a movie. Mike
Brown was a menace to society. Had former officer Darren Wilson
not killed Mike Brown, such an imposing figure was likely to
terrorize Ferguson for decades. By now everyone has seen the way he
menaced that poor convenience store owner over those few cigars.
Granted, Wilson had no idea of Brown's menacing of the convenience
store owner. But a man that big and black posed an imminent danger,)
which reasonably caused Wilson to fear for his life. It was Officer
Wilson or Brown. Wilson chose Wilson.
Giuliani understands the frustration of law enforcement as it pertains to
black people. These people need an occupying force to control their
inherently criminal instincts. No, they don't enjoy being occupied, neither
do the Iraqis for that matter. However, if they would just stop killing one
another it wouldn't be necessary. These people need to be controlled.
If the untrained criminal element among black people insists on killing
each other, no one should get upset when a trained policeman, who's there
to protect and serve, is forced to kill an unarmed black man. How is he
supposed to know that the black man didn't have a gun? There was a
recent case in Georgia where a naked and obviously unarmed black man
was shot to death by police. Occasionally the police may make a mistake.
After all, they're only human.
That one mistake notwithstanding, one has to look at the policeman's
right to earn an honest living. George Zimmerman and Darren Wilson
both received over a half million dollars in donations after killing black
men. Not only did they not go to jail, they got paid - and very well might
I add. Only a communist and freedom hating anti-American anarchist
would want to deny a man an ability to earn a decent living.
Obama is Destroying the Secret Service. ~ GGA100.com
Never before have there been so many Secret Service breaches. In the most recent
instance, on March 4th, two senior Secret Service agents, including a top member
of the president's protective detail, were out drinking during a retirement
The agents have been identified as, Mark Connolly and George Ogilvie. Obama
just appointed Joseph P. Clancy, as the new Secret Service director, last month.
This is Obama's third Secret Service director! This latest appointment comes after
an unprecedented string of embarrassing security lapses.
Probably the most infamous incident involved Secret Service agents
not only engaging in the vile and disgusting sin of fornicating with exotic
Columbian prostitutes, they arrogantly and dismissively refused to pay the
retched Jezebels! Look at the level of never before sin that the Kenyan,
socialist Muslim has installed into DC political culture! DC was a pristine
and moral shining beacon on the hill prior to January 20, 2009.
This time around Connolly and Ogilvie decided to tear through the streets of DC
Despite being drunk out of their minds. They were responding to a call about a
suspicious package at the White House. The pair of Secret Service agents were
so inebriated that they crashed their big government service vehicle into a
White House barricade! This is the first time in history that the Secret Service
has been known to drink. Because Obama is the most divisive president in history,
threats on the president have increased a startling 400%!!!
Due to how hated this president is, the Secret Service is having to work much harder
than ever before. If Obama would just stop leading from behind maybe the Secret
Service would have time to collect their collective breath. No wonder Obama
hasn't fired those two drunks yet. Obama knows that he's driven the Secret
Service to drink!
Sticks & Stones... ~ GGA100.com
As a staunch right wing republican, I hate political correctness!
Political correctness is the enemy of our first amendment to our holy
Christian constitution. Freedom of speech/expression has again
come under fire.
Members of the storied Sigma Alpha Epsilon (SAE) fraternity, on the
campus of Oklahoma University (OU) have had their fraternity stripped
away from them. Word got out about an allegedly racially insensitive
song/chant being performed by the SAE frat boys. A video surfaced
which sounds like the frat boys may have possibly used the N-word.
Sadly, as soon as word got out, the fraternity's national chapter
permanently closed OU's chapter. Even worse, one of the ring leaders of
the musical form of expressive art, Parker Rice, apologized for his
contribution to the video. Another ring leader, Levi Pettit's parents,
joined the apology tour. Pettit's obviously been raised by weak kneed
liberals because because they really laid it on thick by apologizing to all
SAE house mother, 79-year old Beauton Gildow, was caught on an audio
recording saying something that could also be mistaken for the N-word. As
a result she too punched her ticket for the apology tour. Legendary forme
OU football coach, Barry Switzer, a proud and legendary member of SAU,
made the most sense of anyone in this whole ginned up controversy.
Switzer characterized the video as some dumb freshmen out drinking on a bus.
Granted, they shouldn't be drinking at such a young age but that was their built
in excuse. They didn't have to apologize! True conservatives like me NEVER
apologize. Have you ever heard Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, or Sean Hannity
ever apologize for what liberals have described as "racially insensitive"
comments? Absolutely not because you don't suffer any penalty for being
racially insensitive to blacks!
Will OU's sports teams suffer from the fallout of the video. My
answer is no. If potential black recruits are that sensitive as to have their
feelings hurt by a bunch of drunken freshmen then OU doesn't need that kind
of negativism on their sports teams anyway!
The 47 Persenators
Our new president and prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu absolutely knows
how to lead! Not even a month after getting our marching orders from our new
leader, Bibi Netanyahu, all it took was for a freshman senator, Tim Cotton, to
whip us into shape. Arkansas's Tim Cotton got 47 Republican senators to sign
an open letter to Iran's leadership.
The open letter lets Iran know that us Republicans here in America don't answer to
Obama! Obama was unseated by Bibi last month. Our fine 47 told Iran's leadership
that it doesn't matter what Obama says because Benjamin Netanyahu now runs U.S.
foreign policy. Weak kneed and likely gay liberals are afraid to stand up to the terrorist
Iranian regime. We need to man up and go to war against Iran. We have everything to
gain and nothing to lose from the prospect of war.
First of all, our kids aren't the ones going out risking their lives in this or any other war,
for that matter. We've very cleverly eliminated the draft! This gives us the absolute
right to wave our flags like true patriots from the sidelines. It's a lot like being in the
stands cheering on your favorite football team without the risk of being laid out by any
vicious hits. This is my America for sure! If I weren't the savedest man in the history
of the Republican Party I'd be saying, "America – F yeah! Since poor people are the
ones who die in war, this is their way of showing some gratitude for living in the
greatest country in the history of all life due to American exceptionalism. It's the least
these poor urchins can do for us, the rich ruling Republican class.
Now all of them won't die. Some will come back mangled, both physically and
mentally. Although we Republicans get filthy rich from the military industrial complex, as a nation we can't possibly afford to provide medical and psychiatric care for all of these urchins who weren't alert enough to avoid injury – which was clearly their job. Given their inability to take
personal responsibility over their own persons, they should absolutely not go running to
big government to solve their war related problems. Government is already way to big
as it is. You guys are supposed to be warriors, so man up!!! ~ GGA100.com
Obama Backs Sodomy
This is truly a dark day in the White House. The world has officially come to an end.
It's only a matter of time before North Korea and Iran both rain nuclear warheads down
upon our heads. Don't look up... The White House not only expressed support for
sodomatic marriage, Friday (the 6th) they filed a brief at the U.S. Supreme Court in
support of, excuse me while I clutch my pearls, gay marriage. I'm sure Larry Craig,
Lindsey Graham, and John McCain are all excited but I've long since rebuked those
Has the Kenyan Muslim in the White House completely lost sight of the fact that the
founding fathers founded America as a Christian nation. America is such a Christian
nation that they didn't even need to put it in the Constitution because everyone knew we
were a Christian nation. I've always opposed President Obama, mainly because he's of
terrorist descent. However, he has gone too far now! As a fine and upstanding Christian
pastor, I can't sit idly by while traditional marriage is being caustically eroded.
Traditional and sanctified church ceremony marriages already have a 50% failure rate
now. Now that gay marriage has the backing of the President, real marriage will
experience anywhere from a 49-50% increase in its fail rate. For those liberal arts
majors, that increases the divorce rate to 99-100%, which is a direct result of gay
If I'm ever asked to perform one of these ceremonies I'll be forced to impose Levitical
Law. I'm heading to my nearest large corporate hardware store to purchase cases and
cases of stones. I've got to be prepared to stone these purveyors of abomination, as
commanded by my Lord in the Holy Bible. I've been trying so hard to be nice and fit
neatly into society. However, the White House has insisted on showing me that I'm
now being mocked. Me nor God will be mocked! Now I've got to truly go on the
warpath! Despite being the savedest man in the history of the Republican Party, I've
now got to destroy some corporations. All restaurants or super markets selling shell
fish will be fire bombed by me and my flock. Clothing stores selling mixed fibers have
got to be burned to the ground till not a single ash remains. I've got to destroy America
in order to save America. Only a true patriot could love America enough to destroy it.
Bloody Sunday was 50 Years Ago - Why March Now???
Today, the President participated in a symbolic march to mark the 50th anniversary of
Bloody Sunday. First of all, it's Saturday, not Sunday. Furthermore, the original march
occurred on March 7th. This is yet another reason to impeach Obama. He can't even get
the day right. Moreover, that was over 50 years ago! We don't need to go dredging up
the negativity of the past. I tell you, Obama is the most divisive president in U.S.
history. The police now treat black people with the utmost respect. Why does Obama
want to live in the past? Sure, 50 years ago the police in the South were a little rough
with some rabble rousing and recalcitrant trouble makers. However, the police were
coming from a good place in their hearts.
The police helpfully directed the protesters to proper protest zones. If the loud and
unruly protestors didn't hear the police officers' instructions, they helpfully pointed out
the permitted protest zones with their night sticks. After all, the protesters had to file
for those permits. Because summers can be very hot and humid in the South, the police
would spray protestors with refreshing garden hoses. Because the crowds grew very
large, the police had police dogs sniff the protesters so that they could be found if any
of them became separated from their groups. While many found the police to be
obtrusive interlopers, at least they weren't killing black people. Some people did die,
probably of natural causes though, surrounding the Selma to Montgomery marches.
Now the one time that people actually did get killed is the one march that Obama wants
to take part in - so divisive!
The march is also credited for leading up to the Voting Rights Act of 1965. Prior to
President Johnson signing the bill into law in 1965, only 1% of residents in Selma and
Dallas County, Alabama were registered to vote. Alabama politicians did all they could
to keep the numbers of black voters low. This is yet another reason that Obama's
participation in the march is only to antagonize whites. There's absolutely no effort now
to prevent blacks from voting. We Republicans are only trying to prevent voter fraud.
A voter fraud study was done by Arizona State University. It examined all elections
from 2000 through 2012. Ten cases of voter fraud were unearthed. This shook me to
my very foundation! There's no wonder 37 states have been forced to impose strict
voter registration requirements. Ten cases in 12 years is far too much fraud! Our very
democracy was hanging on by a thread. Fortunately, Republicans have again saved our
republic. ~ GGA100.com
Ferguson Under Attack
So, Ferguson, MO is suddenly a racist city... How can this be when the city is
almost 70% black according to the 2010Census? Therefore, how can it be a
surprise when 93% of those arrested are black. Surely, there is zero crime
being committed the 29% of white residentsthere. It's long been a proven fact
that white people in America's heartland,which of course includes Ferguson, are
as pure as the driven snow.
Eric Holder's hit piece on Ferguson revealed that 88% of the times force was
used by police, it was against black people. I think we're missing the larger
point here. We should be outraged that 12% of the time that the police are using
force against a completely innocent white population.
Where is Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson when innocent white people are having
force used against them by the police? As MLK said, injustice anywhere is a threat
to justice everywhere. Who will stand up for the white man in this country?
Fortunately, a long standing Christian organization, the KKK stepped up to protest
on behalf of police murderer Darren Wilson. It was so great to see real Christians
standing up for justice. We are after all a Christian nation!
Sadly, due to the meddling of the uppity Eric Holder, Ferguson mayor, Jumpin’
Jimmy Knowles, will have to balance the budget on the backs of more white people
than before. So, instead of 85% of traffic stops and tickets being written on black
people, some whites, will sadly have to start getting some citations too. However, the pure and saintly white citizens will only have to put up with this for a little while until the heat from Holder's hit piece blows over. Then the police will be
unleashed to stop black people over 90% of the time for traffic stops. God bless our Christian nation. ~ GA100.com3/5/15
Climate Change is a Hoax.
It’s snowing in our nation’s capital today. This is yet further proof that climate change is a gigantic hoax. They used to call it global warming. However, just five years ago it wouldn’t stop snowing in Washington D.C., so the climate hustlers changed the name from global warming to climate change in an effort to rebrand their scheme.
Last week, James Inhofe, who has a storied career as a politician (since 1969) took to the Senate floor to once again debunk the myth of climate change. Senator Inhofe is the Chairman of the U.S. Senate Environment & Public Works Committee. On February 26, 2015, the senator threw a snowball onto the Senate floor as definitive proof that climate change is just a hoax. As the distinguished and honored Chairman of the environmental committee, who better to judge climate change than the Chairman?
Dim-ocrat Senator, Rhode Island’s Sheldon Whitehouse, made the futile run of the mill lie-beral argument. Whitehouse went into some weak diatribe about how NASA’s satellites measure the planet’s temperature, and this demonstrates that 2014 was the warmest year on record. Whitehouse continued with every major American scientific society, as much as a decade ago, has declared climate change to be a serious problem, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah…
When I’m faced with a choice of believing 99% of scientists versus Senator Inhofe, a conservative, who earned his liberal arts bachelor’s degree in 1973, I’m always going to go with the conservative! Furthermore, Inhofe is a decorated veteran, who we need to thank for his many days of service. Senator Inhofe kept us safe as a proud soldier in the U.S. Army from 1957 all the way into 1958.
Senator Inhofe is summed it up very well in his book. No amount of fossil fuels can shake the will of God. No amount of pollution can change God’s green earth. Only a God fearing long time conservative politician would have this level of wisdom. Again, I can hear the progressives protesting that Inhofe never worked in the private sector. Mr. Inhofe is a conservative, therefore, we give him a pass on that. He should also be praised for earning his bachelor’s degree while serving as a State Senator in Oklahoma. Oklahoma thinks so highly of him that they paid for him to attend the University of Tulsa. Given how conservative Senator Inhofe is, this was tax money well spent by the citizens of Oklahoma.
The Tea Party Isn't Actually Racist.
A lot has been made over the comments of Tea Party blogger, Andrea Shay King.
For those of you who don't know, she stated that members of the Congressional
Black Caucus should be hanged. Now, people have taken this wildly out of context.
There are those who wish to charge this sweet old great great great great great
grandmother with treason. This is completely outrageous! She's not at all capable of
rounding up all of the members of the Congressional Black Caucus and lynching them
all. Poor old and decrepit Ms. King is a patriot who is merely expressing her First
Amendment right to freedom of expression.
I know you lie-berals are going to say that they lock people up in terrorist plots who
actually have zero, well, negative 10 ability to realistically pull these plots off. In fact,
if not for the under cover agents they wouldn't even know who to contact to obtain these
mythical weapons of mass destruction. That being said, the would be terrorists are
enemies of America and truly of a terrorist heart. Poor old and senile Ms. King is on
All of America should have been saying the Israeli pledge of allegiance yesterday while
the great statesman, Bibi Netanyahu was addressing his underlings in a joint session of
Congress yesterday. I too am greatly appalled that these, well, I will just this once be
politically correct and call them African Americans, would be so uppity and disrespect
Netanyahu because of some wild notion that their actual superior has disrespected
President Obama. Just because the President didn't sign off of Netanyahu's
address doesn't mean that Speaker Boehner can't invite Bibi. So what that previous
Speakers didn't have the testicular fortitude to go against the sitting President. Boehner
had to take a stand while the President was merely sitting.
People are focusing too much on poor Alzheimer ridden Ms. King's analogy. If she
enjoys the concept of black people hanging from trees who are we to deny her the right
to her own desires??? This woman represents true Tea Party patriots. If you don't agree
with her you need to check your own Tea Party patriotism, not hers... ~ GGA100.com
Everyone Should Have Attended the Benjamin Netanyahu Address!
Everyone acts as though the President and the Speaker of the House have
historically always walked hand in hand. Well, that simply just is not the
case. The great and sainted Ronald Reagan and Tip O'Neill weren't planning
weekend getaways together. Because Bill Clinton was such a reprobate Newt
Gingrich was forced to impeach the then President. Therefore, John Boehner and
President Obama being at loggerheads heads is not surprising. They have been at
odds since the very sober and honorable Boehner assumed the Speakership. John
Boehner has every right to try and help a true statesman like Netanyahu win his
upcoming election in a few weeks. As the savedest man in the history of the
Republican Party I've got to have Netanyahu, the leader of Israel's right wing
Likud party, in charge of our Middle Eastern ally. Bibi doesn't want Iran to have
anything nuclear and neither do I. This is about Iran wiping Israel out with nuclear
weapons. Iran has to be stopped because they had the audacity to speak ill of Israel.
That's credible grounds for wiping Iran off of the face of the earth.
Obama, Biden, and the Dimo-crat Party aren't showing up for Netanyahu's address
because they clearly hate both America and Israel. How the right wing seizes
power is of little consequence. That the right wing seizes control is all that's important.
Israel has every right to defend itself against any and all threats. Just because Iran can't
wipe Israel off of the face of the earth doesn't mean that Iran doesn't want to. Thinking
ill of Israel fully grants the Holy nation all authority necessary to strike first against Iran.
Therefore, Speaker Boehner didn't need the President to sign off on him inviting
Netanyahu to address Congress. It's high time the House began to delve into
foreign policy. As a patriotic American, I fully thank Senators John McCain and
Lindsey Graham for bypassing the President when dealing with Syria back in 2012.
Their taking the initiative to arm the rebels against Bashar al-Assad will
ultimately lay the groundwork for a defeat of ISIS. Things worked out quite nicely
when the Senate got involved with foreign policy. I'm expecting an equally positive
outcome from Congress also inserting themselves in foreign policy. ~ GGA100.com
Hurricane Sandy Was NOT Caused by Insurance Companies. I know that the lie-beral
media narrative is that insurance companies are evil, unscrupulous, and greedy. Sure,
there have historically been one or two insurance companies over the years that this may
have applied to. However, the lie-beral media wants us to believe that this is the rule,
not the exception. Well, fortunately us conservatives know the truth.
The lie-beral news rag of a magazine show known as 60 Minutes has elected to
advance the false notion that insurance companies are evil. If you watched that
piece on Hurricane Sandy, you'd swear that the insurance companies caused Super
60 Minutes brought on a bunch of whiners who complained that the insurance
companies cheated them out of hundreds of thousands of dollars. These lazy and
greedy grifters had absolutely selfish and unreasonable motives and expectations.
In one example the insurance company paid out "just" $79,000. The insured felt
that they deserved at least $300,000! How are the honorable and noble business
people, who are trying to live out the American ideal of free market capitalism,
supposed to survive if they're expected to make such exorbitant payouts?
These so-called hurricane victims want something for nothing. Respected
business men, and even a couple business women, have rolled the dice and made
major sacrifices in order to start and grow these insurance companies. Why
should they be ruined by an act of God such as a hurricane??? Only a Godless
charlatan who clearly hates America would choose to ruin businesses for their
own selfish gain. I wish they would think about how these payouts affect
investors of these insurance companies. Think about how adversely affected the job
creators would be because of these unreasonable payouts.
It's not the job of business or government, FEMA in this case, to make up for acts of
God. That's done through faith and prayer. These people knew that they lived on the
beach. Therefore, they should've taken personal responsibility and cultivated a
sufficient enough nest egg to repair any water related damages. Real Americans
would've set aside enough money to build at least two more houses on their own.
Instead of getting off of their lazy duffs, these so-called victims would rather get on
national TV and slander the very reputable insurance industry. I find that totally
shameful... ~ GGA100.com
Republicans CAN Govern!!!
For all of you lie-berals who insist that Republicans can't govern, you've all
been thoroughly debunked! Because we Republicans have such a hearty love of
country we've kept you all safe! In order to protect our homeland we have passed a
bill that will keep the Homeland Security Department open. Yes, the homeland will be
safe for an entire week. You read that correctly people, a full and entire week. All I
have to say is you're welcome America.
This stands as more definitive proof that our dictator in chief does not know how to
lead. We look at the way other great dictators seem to get the job done. King Abdullah
II just bombed Isis without delay! As such, we're left wondering why Obama took all of
our guns away so that his regime could seize power. Great dictators like the very
masculine and muscular Vladimir Putin would never lean on the excuse of Congress or
the Senate preventing him from exercising his will. He'd merely have the treasonous
traitor(s) assassinated. That's leading from in front!
Until Obama can man up and stop leading from behind America will continue its
unprecedented level of decline. Thankfully, our Christian nation has the likes
of true patriots like John Boehner and Mitch McConnell to keep our great nation
safe for a full week. Just think what kind of nightmare the week ahead of us would bring
if not for these great patriots. God bless America - all week long!!! ~ GGA100.com