The Lamestream Media MUST BE STOPPED!!! As the newly appointed Messiah of the Republican party (MORP) as posthumously decreed by Abraham Lincoln, Richard Nixon, and more importantly, Ronald Reagan, I've been charged with the most important job in the history of the Republican party. As the Savedest man in the history of the Republican party, I have been assigned the task of closely monitoring the activities of the lamestream media. As a staunch, fundamentalist, right wing, Christian, super Saved Republican, I take this responsibility very seriously. Know that it is my understanding that you too take the duty almost as seriously as I do. You could never really hope to match my my lofty level of passion and dedication to the GOP, but of course you already knew that! "As if!", as the young lie-beral white girls have been known to say.
Therefore, God and the U.S. Constitution, Ammendments and all, have directed me to make it easy for all of you to track their Communist, Socialist, Maoist, Jong-Illian, Marxist, Leninist, Castronian, and several more scary words, oh, and Kenyan, Muslim, anti-colonial, terroristical too, activities. If more scary words are needed to call you to action then just imagine that they were right here! Below is where their leftist, gay (in a French manner), brainwashing agenda and dogma must be infiltrated. You must check in several times a day because they've been known to remove their writings once they discover that we're on to their agenda. God bless you and may God bless the United States of America. EntertainmentPolitics The Washington PostHoly Moly The New York TimesSalon The LA TimesE! MSNBCBlack Voices The Huffington PostPerez Hilton Democracy NowThe Superficial
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